This guy visited us last summer and wanted to experience an outdoor session where he’d pretend to be a wild pony that we, the horse-riding ladies, would catch on horseback, load into the trailer, lunge a bit in the stable, and then slaughter like a useless pony. The pony is fat enough, though also a bit sluggish. It’s not at all suited to be a great riding horse. So Jenna and I, both wearing sexy rubber aprons, “slaughter” it (mock slaughter) in true house style...